But I mean, can you blame me?

1. I haven't been able to stop looking at my Gmail all day. It's adorable, I love Christmas, and I have Senioritis. That's all there is to it.

2. I have successful drank at least 88 ounces of caffeinated beverage today, eaten a J Dawg, Sonic grilled cheese and french fries, and have plans for Five Guys. And I filled out an application for graduation from the dietetics program today. Yes, that's right.

3. When I went to bed last night, I didn't know what time my scheduled AM final was or what the study guide even looked like.

4. I rode the elevator from the 2nd floor of the library to the 3rd. Also, successfully convinced the map desk man to turn off the rotating globe and, consequently, the loud vrmmvrmmm that rotates with it.